Short Answer: A pair of pants! 🩳😄
Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! 🙃
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 23, 2023
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 22, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 14, 2023
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Mtumwa (Guest) on November 14, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Biashara (Guest) on November 1, 2023
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Jamal (Guest) on October 18, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Mzee (Guest) on September 30, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 22, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Athumani (Guest) on September 17, 2023
😆 Totally hilarious!
Zakia (Guest) on September 9, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 27, 2023
😆 Bookmarking this!
Sharifa (Guest) on August 21, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 16, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 10, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Muslima (Guest) on August 4, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 21, 2023
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Chum (Guest) on July 18, 2023
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 16, 2023
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Nashon (Guest) on July 14, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Sumaya (Guest) on July 13, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
John Lissu (Guest) on July 10, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Kheri (Guest) on June 26, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 21, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 5, 2023
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 24, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 20, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Zainab (Guest) on May 17, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
George Tenga (Guest) on May 16, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 14, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Hashim (Guest) on May 5, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Nahida (Guest) on April 30, 2023
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 26, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
John Mushi (Guest) on April 26, 2023
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Rashid (Guest) on April 17, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Nahida (Guest) on April 15, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Chris Okello (Guest) on April 15, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Mwanais (Guest) on April 9, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 8, 2023
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Bahati (Guest) on April 3, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Raha (Guest) on April 3, 2023
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 27, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 16, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 7, 2023
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Salma (Guest) on February 27, 2023
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 25, 2023
😅 I needed that laugh!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 20, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Rabia (Guest) on January 24, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 23, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 16, 2023
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 16, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Makame (Guest) on January 3, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 31, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 30, 2022
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 21, 2022
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 9, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
Rahim (Guest) on November 16, 2022
🤣 This joke is too good!
Habiba (Guest) on November 15, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 10, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 7, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Sarafina (Guest) on November 1, 2022
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳