Abubakar (Guest) on September 5, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 23, 2023

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

John Kamande (Guest) on August 13, 2023

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Mazrui (Guest) on August 10, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 30, 2023

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Zubeida (Guest) on July 26, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Binti (Guest) on July 17, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

David Chacha (Guest) on July 12, 2023

😄 Too good!

Sumaya (Guest) on July 6, 2023

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 27, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Halima (Guest) on June 22, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 20, 2023

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 18, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 17, 2023

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 16, 2023

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 14, 2023

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Baraka (Guest) on June 7, 2023

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Fadhili (Guest) on May 18, 2023

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Jamal (Guest) on May 17, 2023

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 12, 2023

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 5, 2023

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 30, 2023

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 20, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 11, 2023

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 4, 2023

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 3, 2023

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 3, 2023

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Shani (Guest) on April 2, 2023

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 27, 2023

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 27, 2023

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 22, 2023

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Mzee (Guest) on March 22, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 20, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Selemani (Guest) on March 18, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Shukuru (Guest) on March 16, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Josephine (Guest) on March 13, 2023

😆 I’m dying over here!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 8, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 3, 2023

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Jaffar (Guest) on March 2, 2023

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 28, 2023

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Zakia (Guest) on February 21, 2023

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 19, 2023

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 14, 2023

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Rehema (Guest) on February 13, 2023

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Hekima (Guest) on February 10, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 5, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 4, 2023

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 4, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Sumaya (Guest) on January 20, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 16, 2023

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 8, 2023

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 30, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Wande (Guest) on December 28, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Zakia (Guest) on November 24, 2022

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 22, 2022

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 15, 2022

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Raha (Guest) on November 10, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 9, 2022

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Abubakar (Guest) on October 26, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 20, 2022

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️