What do you call a pig that does karate?

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 24, 2023

😄 Perfect joke!

Jabir (Guest) on November 20, 2023

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Bahati (Guest) on November 17, 2023

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 9, 2023

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 8, 2023

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 7, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 6, 2023

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 24, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Amir (Guest) on October 20, 2023

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 15, 2023

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Grace Minja (Guest) on October 6, 2023

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 24, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Amani (Guest) on September 23, 2023

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 23, 2023

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Rahim (Guest) on September 22, 2023

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 22, 2023

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 10, 2023

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 10, 2023

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 7, 2023

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 4, 2023

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 3, 2023

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Shukuru (Guest) on September 1, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 31, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Selemani (Guest) on August 30, 2023

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 30, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 27, 2023

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

George Mallya (Guest) on August 24, 2023

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Athumani (Guest) on August 15, 2023

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Shabani (Guest) on August 15, 2023

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 15, 2023

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 13, 2023

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 8, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 3, 2023

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 2, 2023

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Binti (Guest) on July 23, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Aziza (Guest) on July 18, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 14, 2023

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Salum (Guest) on July 14, 2023

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 14, 2023

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Khamis (Guest) on July 11, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 29, 2023

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 16, 2023

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 15, 2023

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 7, 2023

😆 That punchline was epic!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 7, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Maida (Guest) on June 5, 2023

😁 Added to my favorites!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 29, 2023

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Josephine (Guest) on May 26, 2023

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Arifa (Guest) on May 21, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 16, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Amani (Guest) on May 15, 2023

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 13, 2023

Thanks Ackyshine

Faiza (Guest) on April 20, 2023

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Leila (Guest) on April 18, 2023

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 5, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 28, 2023

🤣 Pure genius!

Sumaya (Guest) on March 18, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Mwagonda (Guest) on March 16, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 20, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Baraka (Guest) on February 4, 2023

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹