Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 26, 2023

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Abubakar (Guest) on August 17, 2023

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Wande (Guest) on August 12, 2023

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 12, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Sarafina (Guest) on July 30, 2023

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mjaka (Guest) on July 13, 2023

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 12, 2023

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 8, 2023

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 3, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Azima (Guest) on July 2, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 23, 2023

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 22, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Tabu (Guest) on June 12, 2023

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 9, 2023

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Rahim (Guest) on May 20, 2023

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 13, 2023

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 9, 2023

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Omari (Guest) on May 9, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Halimah (Guest) on May 1, 2023

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 27, 2023

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 16, 2023

🤣 Sending this now!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 11, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 5, 2023

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 28, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 25, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 20, 2023

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 17, 2023

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Arifa (Guest) on March 16, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Kazija (Guest) on March 8, 2023

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 4, 2023

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Halimah (Guest) on February 14, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 5, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 2, 2023

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 27, 2023

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 19, 2023

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 16, 2023

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

James Kimani (Guest) on January 16, 2023

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 9, 2023

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Jabir (Guest) on January 6, 2023

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 4, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 4, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 4, 2023

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Zakia (Guest) on January 3, 2023

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Bahati (Guest) on January 2, 2023

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Issack (Guest) on December 30, 2022

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Makame (Guest) on December 29, 2022

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 17, 2022

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 14, 2022

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 8, 2022

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Mhina (Guest) on December 7, 2022

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Khatib (Guest) on December 5, 2022

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 13, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Warda (Guest) on November 12, 2022

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 30, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

John Lissu (Guest) on October 24, 2022

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 12, 2022

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Halima (Guest) on October 8, 2022

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 2, 2022

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 1, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 23, 2022

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴