An elephant's legs should be long enough to reach the ground! ๐๐ฆต
Explanation: This answer is meant to be funny because it's a playful way of stating the obvious. Elephants have long legs that can easily touch the ground, so there's no need to worry about their leg length. The emoji adds a cheerful touch to the response, creating a lighthearted and amusing atmosphere.
Umi (Guest) on October 6, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
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Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 29, 2023
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
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Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 11, 2023
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 22, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Nahida (Guest) on July 22, 2023
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 14, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 9, 2023
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 29, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Kiza (Guest) on June 20, 2023
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 15, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Yusra (Guest) on May 31, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 29, 2023
๐ Too good!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 29, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 24, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 19, 2023
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 8, 2023
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 27, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 16, 2023
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 2, 2023
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Shukuru (Guest) on April 1, 2023
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Sekela (Guest) on April 1, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 27, 2023
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 24, 2023
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 14, 2023
๐ I needed that laugh!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 28, 2023
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 21, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 18, 2023
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 17, 2023
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 14, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Shabani (Guest) on February 8, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 6, 2023
๐ Added to my favorites!
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 27, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 22, 2023
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on January 20, 2023
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Ann Awino (Guest) on January 16, 2023
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 14, 2023
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Shani (Guest) on January 10, 2023
๐ Iโm dying!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 2, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Fadhili (Guest) on December 28, 2022
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Shabani (Guest) on December 21, 2022
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 19, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 16, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 10, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Juma (Guest) on December 10, 2022
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Khatib (Guest) on December 9, 2022
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Mwanais (Guest) on December 9, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 6, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Rehema (Guest) on November 26, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 25, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 23, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 15, 2022
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Chiku (Guest) on November 14, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Fadhila (Guest) on November 10, 2022
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 5, 2022
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 30, 2022
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 29, 2022
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!