Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! ๐ฆ๐ป
Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! ๐คฃ
Nassar (Guest) on November 1, 2023
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 18, 2023
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 15, 2023
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 23, 2023
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Sharifa (Guest) on September 12, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 8, 2023
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Hashim (Guest) on September 5, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 1, 2023
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
David Chacha (Guest) on August 30, 2023
๐ Too good!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 25, 2023
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on August 17, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 15, 2023
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 14, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Zainab (Guest) on August 5, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 21, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Mzee (Guest) on July 18, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 9, 2023
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Selemani (Guest) on July 8, 2023
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Omar (Guest) on July 4, 2023
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mgeni (Guest) on July 1, 2023
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 27, 2023
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 16, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 15, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Ramadhan (Guest) on June 13, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Mariam (Guest) on June 3, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 31, 2023
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Nuru (Guest) on May 26, 2023
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 20, 2023
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 16, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 16, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on May 1, 2023
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 18, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Ali (Guest) on April 17, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
James Kimani (Guest) on April 16, 2023
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Rahim (Guest) on April 9, 2023
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 7, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
David Chacha (Guest) on April 7, 2023
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 12, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Sumaya (Guest) on February 27, 2023
๐ This is too funny!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 24, 2023
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Latifa (Guest) on February 19, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 15, 2023
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Kheri (Guest) on February 14, 2023
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Chum (Guest) on February 13, 2023
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 29, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Mazrui (Guest) on January 28, 2023
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Nassar (Guest) on January 27, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on January 22, 2023
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 11, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 10, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 7, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 29, 2022
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 28, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Rukia (Guest) on December 27, 2022
๐ Iโm dying!
Makame (Guest) on December 27, 2022
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 26, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
David Chacha (Guest) on December 20, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 17, 2022
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 13, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Jaffar (Guest) on December 6, 2022
๐ I had to share this with everyone!