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Mke alichomfanyia mme wake kabla ya kwenda safari, Chezea mawaifu walokole wewe!

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JAMAA alimuaga mke wake mlokole kuwa anaenda semina ya siku tatu, kumbe anakwenda kwa bi mdogo.

Mke akamwambia mumewe; "Tupige magoti tusali",

Wakapiga magoti…:
MKE: Eee baba msaidie mume wangu afike salama safari yake.
MUME: Emen…

MKE: Mpe nguvu katika yote atakayoyafanya huko.
MUME: Emen…

MKE: Akitaka kufanya uasherati ashindwe.
MUME: Kimya…

MKE: Akifanya uasherati apatwe na janga baya kwa uwezo wako bwana.
MUME: …….!!

MKE: Yaani akifanya uasherati afie hukohuko kwa mateso makali.
MUME: Maombi gani sasa hayo!!?. Haya basi siendi semina ufurahi wewe.

Chezea mawaifu walokole wewe!
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