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Why do eggs hate jokes?

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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ˜‚


Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ˜„

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David Musyoka (Guest) on April 11, 2015

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 17, 2015

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŽป

Nashon (Guest) on March 8, 2015

Iโ€™ve had my patience tested. Iโ€™m negative. ๐Ÿ˜œโณ

Kijakazi (Guest) on February 17, 2015

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ด

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 7, 2015

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿšง

Nassar (Guest) on February 7, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒž

Mjaka (Guest) on January 22, 2015

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ•บ

Kheri (Guest) on January 21, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Halimah (Guest) on January 18, 2015

I could give up chocolate, but Iโ€™m not a quitter. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ’ช

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 14, 2015

Why donโ€™t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’

Arifa (Guest) on January 4, 2015

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ›„๐Ÿ’ช

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