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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineโ€™s Day?

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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?


๐ŸŒน A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ•


Explanation:
The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ˜„

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Kijakazi (Guest) on March 22, 2015

I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿท

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 15, 2015

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿค”

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 13, 2015

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ˜œ

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 6, 2015

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐Ÿ๐ŸšŒ

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 9, 2015

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ†

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 4, 2015

Why couldnโ€™t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ˜…

Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 3, 2015

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿค”

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 27, 2015

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐Ÿ•โฐ

David Nyerere (Guest) on January 14, 2015

I canโ€™t brain today. I has the dumb. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿคฏ

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 10, 2015

Donโ€™t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐Ÿค”

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 9, 2015

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐Ÿฆฉ๐Ÿ˜‚

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