Short Answer: Because it was already stuffed! 🦃🍰
Explanation: Turkeys are commonly stuffed with a savory mixture on Thanksgiving, and since this turkey was already stuffed with food, it couldn't eat dessert. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and playful touch to the answer.
Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 15, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Farida (Guest) on July 10, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Nassor (Guest) on July 8, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 6, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Rahim (Guest) on June 14, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Wande (Guest) on June 4, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 4, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 4, 2016
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Mwachumu (Guest) on May 14, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 27, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Ahmed (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 12, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Mwanais (Guest) on April 11, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 17, 2016
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Juma (Guest) on March 8, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Nassor (Guest) on March 3, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 15, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Biashara (Guest) on February 11, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Abdullah (Guest) on January 29, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 28, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Saidi (Guest) on January 21, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Faiza (Guest) on January 19, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 7, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
Samuel Were (Guest) on December 8, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 7, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
George Tenga (Guest) on November 25, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Faiza (Guest) on November 21, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Mwalimu (Guest) on November 14, 2015
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Ramadhan (Guest) on November 10, 2015
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 8, 2015
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 1, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Amina (Guest) on October 24, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Victor Malima (Guest) on October 19, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 12, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 2, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 24, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 20, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 14, 2015
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 8, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 7, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Mgeni (Guest) on September 6, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Samuel Were (Guest) on July 31, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Amir (Guest) on July 25, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Arifa (Guest) on July 24, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Amir (Guest) on July 10, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 29, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Amir (Guest) on June 22, 2015
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Issa (Guest) on June 18, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 11, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 11, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Mariam (Guest) on June 5, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 31, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 28, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Yusuf (Guest) on May 21, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 13, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 10, 2015
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 4, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Nassar (Guest) on April 29, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 22, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 14, 2015
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰