Short answer:
Because it didn't want to be baked into a "smart cookie"! ๐ช๐
Explanation:
This answer plays on the pun of the oven not wanting to become a "smart cookie" by going to college. It suggests that the oven is already "smart" in terms of its functionality, so it doesn't need to pursue higher education. The use of the cookie emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
James Kawawa (Guest) on March 18, 2016
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Fadhila (Guest) on March 14, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Sekela (Guest) on March 10, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 24, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 23, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Chum (Guest) on February 21, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Sharifa (Guest) on February 19, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Mashaka (Guest) on February 16, 2016
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Kiza (Guest) on January 26, 2016
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Khamis (Guest) on January 20, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Selemani (Guest) on January 12, 2016
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Mustafa (Guest) on January 10, 2016
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 9, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 8, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Salima (Guest) on January 1, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 28, 2015
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Neema (Guest) on December 28, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 27, 2015
๐ Instant mood boost!
Kheri (Guest) on December 16, 2015
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Leila (Guest) on December 8, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Habiba (Guest) on November 15, 2015
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 6, 2015
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Halimah (Guest) on October 8, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Fadhili (Guest) on September 26, 2015
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Selemani (Guest) on September 23, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Mwajabu (Guest) on September 15, 2015
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 4, 2015
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Jaffar (Guest) on August 28, 2015
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on August 26, 2015
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Issa (Guest) on August 18, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 17, 2015
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 10, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 8, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 6, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 17, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 16, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 14, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 14, 2015
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 7, 2015
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 2, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Tabu (Guest) on June 11, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 7, 2015
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 6, 2015
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Hekima (Guest) on June 2, 2015
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Khatib (Guest) on May 31, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 19, 2015
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Jabir (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Jamal (Guest) on May 7, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Juma (Guest) on May 6, 2015
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 3, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Yusuf (Guest) on May 3, 2015
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 29, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Tabu (Guest) on April 26, 2015
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Mashaka (Guest) on April 21, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 19, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Sekela (Guest) on April 18, 2015
๐ This joke just made my day!
Salum (Guest) on April 12, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 7, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 30, 2015
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
James Malima (Guest) on March 11, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ