Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! ๐ฟ๐
Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! ๐ง๐
Farida (Guest) on April 2, 2016
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Hawa (Guest) on March 27, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Kheri (Guest) on March 24, 2016
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Baraka (Guest) on March 21, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 8, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Jamal (Guest) on March 6, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Salima (Guest) on February 21, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
James Kimani (Guest) on February 18, 2016
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 17, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 16, 2016
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Athumani (Guest) on January 16, 2016
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
John Malisa (Guest) on January 15, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Mjaka (Guest) on January 9, 2016
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 8, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 4, 2016
๐ This just made my day!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 30, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 29, 2015
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 15, 2015
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Sumaya (Guest) on December 4, 2015
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Nyota (Guest) on November 29, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 2, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 2, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 25, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 15, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 14, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Kazija (Guest) on October 2, 2015
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Neema (Guest) on September 27, 2015
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 18, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Mhina (Guest) on September 7, 2015
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Sekela (Guest) on August 28, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Shamsa (Guest) on August 28, 2015
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 28, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 19, 2015
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 16, 2015
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 9, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 4, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 2, 2015
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Robert Okello (Guest) on June 29, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Sumaya (Guest) on June 27, 2015
๐ Added to my favorites!
James Kawawa (Guest) on June 23, 2015
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 18, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Mashaka (Guest) on June 15, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Leila (Guest) on June 5, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Rahim (Guest) on June 2, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on May 27, 2015
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Nassor (Guest) on May 14, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Omari (Guest) on May 13, 2015
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Chum (Guest) on May 13, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 11, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 10, 2015
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 3, 2015
๐ I needed that laugh!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 27, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 25, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Zakaria (Guest) on April 12, 2015
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 5, 2015
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 4, 2015
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 20, 2015
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 18, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 18, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Halimah (Guest) on March 18, 2015
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ