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Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?

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Short Answer: Because she had perfect pitch and could always hit a high note!


Explanation: ๐ŸŽต The reason everyone wanted the music teacher on their baseball team is because she had "perfect pitch," which means she could accurately identify and reproduce musical notes. By using a play on words, we imagine that she could also hit a "high note" when swinging the bat, leading to some impressive home runs! ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฅ This humorous twist combines music and sports, bringing a cheerful and creative vibe to the question.

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Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 21, 2016

๐Ÿคฃ Iโ€™m literally dying of laughter!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 19, 2016

I love you more than coffee, but please donโ€™t make me prove it. โ˜•โค๏ธ

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 18, 2016

Why donโ€™t lobsters ever share? Theyโ€™re too shellfish! ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 13, 2016

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐Ÿโœ‚๏ธ

Furaha (Guest) on January 31, 2016

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 20, 2016

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Salima (Guest) on January 18, 2016

Why donโ€™t you write with a broken pencil? Because itโ€™s pointless! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Yusuf (Guest) on January 14, 2016

Iโ€™m on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost 15 days. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ”

Mariam (Guest) on December 31, 2015

Why donโ€™t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’

Salum (Guest) on December 28, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿฅš

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 24, 2015

Iโ€™m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐Ÿง ๐ŸŽง

Halima (Guest) on December 23, 2015

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‘—

Mchawi (Guest) on December 21, 2015

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐Ÿ•โฐ

Jamal (Guest) on December 19, 2015

Iโ€™m definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐Ÿ˜„

John Lissu (Guest) on December 8, 2015

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ต

Khatib (Guest) on November 30, 2015

This joke deserves an award! ๐Ÿ†

Mazrui (Guest) on November 25, 2015

I thought growing old would take longer. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘ต

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 18, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โšก๐Ÿ˜ด

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 31, 2015

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ

John Lissu (Guest) on October 26, 2015

Donโ€™t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐Ÿค”

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 15, 2015

What do you call cheese that isnโ€™t yours? Nacho cheese! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿคฃ

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 14, 2015

I donโ€™t suffer from insanityโ€”I enjoy every minute of it. ๐Ÿคชโณ

Zakia (Guest) on October 13, 2015

My alone time is for everyoneโ€™s safety. ๐Ÿšท๐Ÿ˜…

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 10, 2015

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 4, 2015

How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ’ป

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 1, 2015

Whatโ€™s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐ŸŽค

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 27, 2015

Why donโ€™t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ŸŽฑ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 15, 2015

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿพ

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 6, 2015

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโ€™ll go on ahead! ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 30, 2015

๐Ÿ˜‚ This is too funny!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 14, 2015

You know youโ€™re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ”ฅ

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 6, 2015

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฌ

Warda (Guest) on July 28, 2015

๐Ÿ˜„ What a joke!

Chiku (Guest) on July 28, 2015

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐Ÿฑโ›ฐ๏ธ

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 26, 2015

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 26, 2015

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ˜‚

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 23, 2015

I havenโ€™t lost my mind. Itโ€™s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐Ÿ’พ๐Ÿคฏ

Sarafina (Guest) on July 22, 2015

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐Ÿซโ“

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 21, 2015

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโ€™s my tractor? ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 17, 2015

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ•

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 15, 2015

If weโ€™re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ’ก

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 13, 2015

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 4, 2015

I donโ€™t procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Safiya (Guest) on July 1, 2015

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Zubeida (Guest) on June 22, 2015

Why donโ€™t skeletons fight each other? They donโ€™t have the guts! ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿ˜‚

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 16, 2015

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 4, 2015

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿšง

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 2, 2015

Whatโ€™s a snakeโ€™s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“š

Kheri (Guest) on June 2, 2015

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐Ÿ˜

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 22, 2015

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ

Furaha (Guest) on May 17, 2015

You know youโ€™re an adult when you get excited about things like โ€˜cleaning supplies.โ€™ ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ›’

Nashon (Guest) on May 15, 2015

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ‹

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 12, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒž

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 6, 2015

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโ€™t like bills! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’ต

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 4, 2015

I love sleep because itโ€™s like a time machine to breakfast. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿฅž

Daudi (Guest) on May 4, 2015

Dear sleep, Iโ€™m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’”

Azima (Guest) on April 30, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ˜•

Bahati (Guest) on April 24, 2015

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโ€™t handle the power struggle! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”‹

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 12, 2015

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ†

Zakia (Guest) on April 5, 2015

๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m dying!

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