A math teacher's favorite type of dessert is... Ο! π₯§
Explanation: A math teacher's favorite dessert is Ο (pi), which is a mathematical constant representing the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. It's a clever play on words since Ο sounds like "pie" and math teachers love all things related to numbers and geometry. Plus, who can resist a delicious slice of pie? π€©
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 10, 2016
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 6, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Husna (Guest) on February 5, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 28, 2016
π I had to share this with everyone!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 27, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Jabir (Guest) on January 19, 2016
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
John Lissu (Guest) on December 20, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 13, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Mhina (Guest) on December 7, 2015
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Amina (Guest) on December 6, 2015
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 6, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 4, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 3, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 1, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Salma (Guest) on November 26, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Fadhili (Guest) on November 21, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 7, 2015
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 6, 2015
π Canβt wait to share this!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 4, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 23, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
James Malima (Guest) on October 17, 2015
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Hawa (Guest) on October 17, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 11, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 6, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Victor Malima (Guest) on September 24, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
James Mduma (Guest) on September 20, 2015
π That punchline was epic!
Tabu (Guest) on September 11, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 10, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 5, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Nyota (Guest) on September 1, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 31, 2015
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 31, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Issa (Guest) on August 25, 2015
π Iβm saving this one!
Jabir (Guest) on August 24, 2015
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Nahida (Guest) on August 21, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 16, 2015
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 13, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 7, 2015
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 27, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
John Mushi (Guest) on July 21, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Tambwe (Guest) on July 16, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
David Musyoka (Guest) on July 14, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Salima (Guest) on July 13, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 8, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 1, 2015
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Mtumwa (Guest) on June 25, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Halimah (Guest) on June 21, 2015
π Mood instantly lifted!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 16, 2015
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Maimuna (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 6, 2015
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 1, 2015
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 27, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 26, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 26, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 21, 2015
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 12, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Jamal (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Khalifa (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Yusra (Guest) on April 25, 2015
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬