The banker's favorite player on the football team was...the "cointerback"! ๐ค๐
Explanation: The term "cointerback" is a playful combination of the words "coin" and "quarterback." It's a funny way to suggest that the banker's favorite player was the one who could handle both money (coins) and the important position of quarterback. The use of the money-related term adds a humorous twist. The emoji adds to the cheerfulness and playfulness of the answer.
Mwanais (Guest) on February 28, 2016
๐ Instant mood boost!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 17, 2016
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 2, 2016
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Ahmed (Guest) on January 25, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Majid (Guest) on January 5, 2016
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 29, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Fatuma (Guest) on December 15, 2015
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Masika (Guest) on December 12, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 5, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Masika (Guest) on December 3, 2015
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 3, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Mzee (Guest) on December 2, 2015
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 26, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Bahati (Guest) on November 23, 2015
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Latifa (Guest) on November 21, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 20, 2015
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Amani (Guest) on November 19, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Husna (Guest) on November 10, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 8, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Jamal (Guest) on November 7, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 2, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Mustafa (Guest) on October 28, 2015
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 23, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
John Mwangi (Guest) on October 23, 2015
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Amani (Guest) on October 19, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 18, 2015
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Baraka (Guest) on October 15, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 8, 2015
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 7, 2015
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Amani (Guest) on October 1, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 1, 2015
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Raha (Guest) on September 22, 2015
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Muslima (Guest) on September 16, 2015
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Mchuma (Guest) on September 8, 2015
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 3, 2015
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 27, 2015
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 25, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Amani (Guest) on August 22, 2015
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 19, 2015
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Shamsa (Guest) on August 13, 2015
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 11, 2015
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Latifa (Guest) on August 7, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 17, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 14, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 1, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Nuru (Guest) on June 21, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Amir (Guest) on June 15, 2015
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 14, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 8, 2015
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Leila (Guest) on May 31, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 31, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Latifa (Guest) on May 28, 2015
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Rabia (Guest) on May 25, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 19, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Zakia (Guest) on May 18, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 18, 2015
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 13, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Khadija (Guest) on May 12, 2015
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
John Mushi (Guest) on May 4, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Issa (Guest) on April 30, 2015
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!