What kind of weather does a turkey like?

Yahya (Guest) on May 1, 2016

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 10, 2016

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 31, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Kassim (Guest) on March 30, 2016

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 29, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Rahma (Guest) on March 21, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 10, 2016

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 6, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Fadhila (Guest) on March 4, 2016

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Nashon (Guest) on March 3, 2016

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 29, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 9, 2016

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Ibrahim (Guest) on February 9, 2016

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 7, 2016

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 31, 2016

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 21, 2016

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 20, 2016

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 7, 2016

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 7, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 28, 2015

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 6, 2015

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 29, 2015

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 25, 2015

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Zakia (Guest) on November 21, 2015

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 19, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Kahina (Guest) on November 14, 2015

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

David Chacha (Guest) on November 1, 2015

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Mchuma (Guest) on October 29, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 26, 2015

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 24, 2015

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Aziza (Guest) on October 21, 2015

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Tambwe (Guest) on September 28, 2015

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 24, 2015

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 19, 2015

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Chiku (Guest) on September 12, 2015

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Kahina (Guest) on September 11, 2015

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 10, 2015

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 4, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 18, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 13, 2015

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Safiya (Guest) on August 7, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 13, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Nyota (Guest) on July 3, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Ahmed (Guest) on July 1, 2015

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Nchi (Guest) on June 27, 2015

😄 Too good!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 20, 2015

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Josephine (Guest) on May 31, 2015

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 30, 2015

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 30, 2015

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 21, 2015

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 17, 2015

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 14, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Shabani (Guest) on April 14, 2015

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 24, 2015

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 24, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 22, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 17, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 11, 2015

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 4, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 4, 2015

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵