Short answer: He got twelve months!
Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! 🤣📆
Frank Macha (Guest) on January 30, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 30, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Biashara (Guest) on January 23, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Makame (Guest) on January 15, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Zakia (Guest) on January 15, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 12, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 10, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 17, 2015
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Robert Okello (Guest) on December 17, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 14, 2015
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
John Mwangi (Guest) on December 2, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 30, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 24, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 21, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Hashim (Guest) on November 21, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Hawa (Guest) on November 20, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 11, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Hashim (Guest) on October 29, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 25, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 24, 2015
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 24, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 20, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Majid (Guest) on October 17, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Maimuna (Guest) on October 12, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Khamis (Guest) on October 8, 2015
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 7, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 7, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 5, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 2, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 28, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 28, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 19, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
Mashaka (Guest) on September 14, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 6, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 30, 2015
😄 Too good!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 29, 2015
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 28, 2015
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Athumani (Guest) on August 11, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Raha (Guest) on July 26, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Amir (Guest) on July 22, 2015
😆 That punchline!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 20, 2015
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 16, 2015
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Kahina (Guest) on July 3, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Daudi (Guest) on June 23, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Nasra (Guest) on June 19, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
Abubakar (Guest) on June 16, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 13, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 23, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 20, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 17, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 5, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 4, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 1, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Amani (Guest) on April 15, 2015
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 7, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Kahina (Guest) on March 30, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 24, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Sultan (Guest) on March 19, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Baraka (Guest) on March 7, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴