What does a skeleton order for dinner?

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 11, 2015

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 10, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

James Kawawa (Guest) on December 6, 2015

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 4, 2015

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 4, 2015

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 3, 2015

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Neema (Guest) on December 1, 2015

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Daudi (Guest) on November 28, 2015

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Rubea (Guest) on November 16, 2015

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 15, 2015

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 5, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Sarafina (Guest) on November 3, 2015

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Hamida (Guest) on November 2, 2015

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 25, 2015

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Habiba (Guest) on October 10, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 9, 2015

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 6, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Athumani (Guest) on September 23, 2015

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 20, 2015

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 15, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Fadhila (Guest) on August 31, 2015

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 25, 2015

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Bahati (Guest) on August 22, 2015

🤣 This joke is too good!

Safiya (Guest) on August 20, 2015

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

John Malisa (Guest) on August 16, 2015

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Faiza (Guest) on August 9, 2015

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Maida (Guest) on August 5, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Nuru (Guest) on August 3, 2015

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 27, 2015

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Chum (Guest) on July 26, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Khamis (Guest) on July 25, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 21, 2015

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 18, 2015

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 15, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Jamila (Guest) on June 15, 2015

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 2, 2015

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 24, 2015

🤣 Sending this now!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 20, 2015

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Ahmed (Guest) on May 16, 2015

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Hashim (Guest) on May 10, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Nassar (Guest) on May 6, 2015

😄 Too good!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 5, 2015

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Issack (Guest) on May 4, 2015

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 2, 2015

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 28, 2015

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 25, 2015

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

John Lissu (Guest) on April 11, 2015

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 10, 2015

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 4, 2015

😂 I’m saving this one!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 3, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 3, 2015

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Rubea (Guest) on April 1, 2015

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Masika (Guest) on March 16, 2015

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 15, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Zawadi (Guest) on March 10, 2015

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Nassar (Guest) on March 4, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Issa (Guest) on March 2, 2015

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Mwakisu (Guest) on February 28, 2015

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Arifa (Guest) on February 15, 2015

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 13, 2015

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️