Q: What do you call a worm with no teeth?
A: A gummy worm! ๐๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the pun between a "gummy worm" (a type of chewy candy) and a worm without teeth. Normally, worms don't have teeth, but in this case, we imagine a worm that's literally made out of gummy candy. It's a whimsical and light-hearted response that combines the concept of a toothless worm with a tasty treat, leaving us with a smile on our faces.
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 27, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Zulekha (Guest) on February 27, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Ann Awino (Guest) on February 25, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 24, 2016
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Yusra (Guest) on February 20, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 15, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 13, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Rahim (Guest) on February 12, 2016
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Mgeni (Guest) on February 1, 2016
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Chum (Guest) on January 16, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 12, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Maimuna (Guest) on January 12, 2016
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 29, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 23, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 12, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 12, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 28, 2015
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Halimah (Guest) on November 14, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 1, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 29, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 25, 2015
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 23, 2015
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 17, 2015
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 14, 2015
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 13, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Nashon (Guest) on October 11, 2015
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Arifa (Guest) on October 8, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 2, 2015
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Nchi (Guest) on September 25, 2015
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 22, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Mjaka (Guest) on September 20, 2015
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 15, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Raha (Guest) on August 10, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 7, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 3, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Omar (Guest) on July 20, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 17, 2015
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Kheri (Guest) on July 14, 2015
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 8, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Saidi (Guest) on July 8, 2015
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 6, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
James Kimani (Guest) on July 6, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 24, 2015
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Nashon (Guest) on June 10, 2015
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 4, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 23, 2015
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 4, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Baridi (Guest) on April 30, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Mashaka (Guest) on April 26, 2015
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 20, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Kahina (Guest) on April 11, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 11, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Khamis (Guest) on April 10, 2015
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 7, 2015
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Mazrui (Guest) on April 5, 2015
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Chum (Guest) on April 2, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
John Mushi (Guest) on March 28, 2015
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 27, 2015
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 25, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 16, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ