Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick! ๐ณ๐ซ๐
Explanation:
You see, a boomerang is known for its unique ability to return to the person who threw it. But if it doesn't come back, well, it's just a plain old stick! No fancy aerodynamics or magical powers. Just a simple stick that you can use for other things, like playing fetch with a dog or pretending to be a wizard with a wand. So, next time you encounter a boomerang that refuses to come back, just remember, it's just a stick keeping its distance from the boomerang club! ๐๐ช๐ช๏ธ
Nassor (Guest) on January 22, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Leila (Guest) on January 19, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nassor (Guest) on January 19, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Issa (Guest) on January 14, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Grace Minja (Guest) on January 7, 2016
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 30, 2015
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Chum (Guest) on December 28, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 26, 2015
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Maneno (Guest) on December 19, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Fikiri (Guest) on December 18, 2015
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Zainab (Guest) on December 17, 2015
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Bahati (Guest) on December 1, 2015
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Sekela (Guest) on December 1, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 23, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Issa (Guest) on November 21, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Salma (Guest) on November 19, 2015
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Kahina (Guest) on October 31, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 27, 2015
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 25, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Fatuma (Guest) on October 21, 2015
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 8, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Nahida (Guest) on October 1, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Josephine (Guest) on September 30, 2015
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
James Kawawa (Guest) on September 26, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 22, 2015
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
David Chacha (Guest) on September 11, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Binti (Guest) on September 10, 2015
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
George Mallya (Guest) on September 9, 2015
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 2, 2015
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 31, 2015
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 7, 2015
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 5, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
James Malima (Guest) on August 4, 2015
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 3, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 2, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 31, 2015
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 30, 2015
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Baraka (Guest) on July 29, 2015
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Halimah (Guest) on July 21, 2015
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Baraka (Guest) on July 17, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Abubakari (Guest) on July 16, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 13, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Bakari (Guest) on July 12, 2015
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Biashara (Guest) on July 10, 2015
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 17, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 10, 2015
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
John Malisa (Guest) on June 9, 2015
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 3, 2015
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
James Malima (Guest) on May 31, 2015
๐ That punchline was epic!
Omar (Guest) on May 22, 2015
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Farida (Guest) on May 18, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 27, 2015
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 11, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 10, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Shamim (Guest) on April 5, 2015
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 30, 2015
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Maulid (Guest) on March 29, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Baridi (Guest) on March 26, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on March 18, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ