Name her Patty! ๐
Explanation:
The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. ๐๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 18, 2016
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 17, 2016
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 13, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Omar (Guest) on January 12, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 11, 2016
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
George Tenga (Guest) on January 5, 2016
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
John Mushi (Guest) on January 5, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Muslima (Guest) on January 2, 2016
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 27, 2015
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 13, 2015
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 5, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Neema (Guest) on November 29, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Shukuru (Guest) on November 20, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 18, 2015
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
John Malisa (Guest) on November 9, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Daudi (Guest) on November 8, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on November 7, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 6, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 4, 2015
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Neema (Guest) on October 29, 2015
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Ali (Guest) on October 29, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 23, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 21, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Yusra (Guest) on October 16, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Jabir (Guest) on October 12, 2015
๐ I needed that laugh!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 5, 2015
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 24, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 23, 2015
๐ That punchline!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 22, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 14, 2015
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 13, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 8, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 4, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on August 29, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 22, 2015
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Zubeida (Guest) on August 11, 2015
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
James Malima (Guest) on August 5, 2015
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Nashon (Guest) on July 29, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 28, 2015
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Kassim (Guest) on July 27, 2015
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 10, 2015
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 8, 2015
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
George Mallya (Guest) on July 6, 2015
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Rahim (Guest) on July 5, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Abdillah (Guest) on June 27, 2015
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 22, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Abubakar (Guest) on June 19, 2015
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 16, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Mazrui (Guest) on June 15, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 8, 2015
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Zainab (Guest) on June 7, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 31, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Kazija (Guest) on May 22, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 18, 2015
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 18, 2015
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
James Kimani (Guest) on May 15, 2015
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Ndoto (Guest) on May 9, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Nashon (Guest) on April 26, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 18, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 10, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ