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How do monsters tell their fortunes?

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Funny Answer: πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! πŸ‘»πŸ’€


Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.

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Arifa (Guest) on February 11, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βš›οΈπŸ€“

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 10, 2016

This one really got me, what a punchline! πŸ˜†

Khalifa (Guest) on February 2, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. πŸŽ§πŸ€”

Zubeida (Guest) on January 31, 2016

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. πŸ•πŸ’Έ

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 29, 2016

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! β›„πŸ•

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 27, 2016

πŸ˜‚ This is a keeper!

Omar (Guest) on January 27, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. πŸ’‘πŸ˜΄

Abdillah (Guest) on January 25, 2016

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πŸ•’βœˆοΈ

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 23, 2016

🀣 Didn’t see it coming!

Nashon (Guest) on January 22, 2016

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 6, 2016

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. πŸ˜πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 6, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎀🎢

Amani (Guest) on January 5, 2016

πŸ˜‚ This is too funny!

Nassar (Guest) on January 1, 2016

πŸ˜† That punchline was epic!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 21, 2015

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βœοΈπŸ’°

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 13, 2015

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! πŸ¦žπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ

Rehema (Guest) on November 25, 2015

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! πŸ˜‚

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 17, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. πŸ•πŸ’΅

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 11, 2015

🀣 Didn’t see that coming!

Fadhili (Guest) on October 28, 2015

Haha, this joke is a keeper! πŸ“Œ

Aziza (Guest) on October 27, 2015

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦ͺ😜

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 27, 2015

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! πŸ“…πŸ›‹οΈ

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 21, 2015

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! πŸ₯«πŸš«

Ahmed (Guest) on October 17, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€”πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 12, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. πŸ˜πŸ’¬

Sultan (Guest) on October 9, 2015

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. πŸ‹πŸ˜‚

Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 9, 2015

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜œ

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 25, 2015

This just made my coffee break so much better! β˜•πŸ˜†

John Mushi (Guest) on September 16, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! πŸ˜†πŸ‘Ά

Zakaria (Guest) on September 7, 2015

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? πŸ›ŒπŸ’€

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 3, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 29, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 28, 2015

This joke just turned my whole mood around! πŸ˜ƒ

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 16, 2015

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! πŸ“˜πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 16, 2015

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. πŸ’–πŸ•

John Mushi (Guest) on August 16, 2015

I was having a bad day until I read this! πŸ˜…

Sarafina (Guest) on August 15, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. β¬…οΈπŸ§­

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 14, 2015

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! πŸƒπŸ’³

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 26, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 23, 2015

πŸ˜‚ I can’t stop laughing!

Zakaria (Guest) on July 20, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🀨

Maida (Guest) on July 12, 2015

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. πŸ—£οΈπŸ’­

Amina (Guest) on July 2, 2015

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πŸ–ΌοΈπŸš¨

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 25, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? πŸ›οΈπŸ§Œ

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 6, 2015

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Sharifa (Guest) on May 28, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. πŸ™„πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 23, 2015

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! πŸ¦†πŸ’΅

Tabu (Guest) on May 20, 2015

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. πŸ•°οΈπŸ˜΄

Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 15, 2015

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. πŸ—“οΈπŸ”

Khamis (Guest) on May 7, 2015

πŸ˜„ What a joke!

Rubea (Guest) on May 3, 2015

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 29, 2015

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. πŸ©πŸ™ƒ

Baraka (Guest) on March 22, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. πŸ¦„πŸ˜œ

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 13, 2015

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! πŸ˜΄πŸ’€

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 2, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. πŸ’»πŸ’–

James Kawawa (Guest) on February 28, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜¬

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 25, 2015

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! πŸ¦•πŸ˜΄

Fikiri (Guest) on February 21, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! πŸˆπŸ’

Juma (Guest) on February 17, 2015

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! πŸ˜΄πŸ’”

Issack (Guest) on February 16, 2015

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πŸšͺπŸ˜†

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