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STATUS ZA WAZUNGU kwenye Whatsapp vere vere kliaaa…
πŸ‘‰sick
πŸ‘‰at movie
Β πŸ‘‰ in a meeting2
πŸ‘‰ kind of happy,, πŸ‘‰busy,,
πŸ‘‰available
πŸ‘‰Driving
πŸ‘‰sleeping

STATUS ZA WABONGO SASA MBUTA NANGA MBONGO NGAFU

"Akutake nani una shepu la Kitorondo utaishia kumegwa na kuachwa

"Watu tuna nyota za Chips Mayai sio wewe mwenye Nyota ya Punda,halulaaa"

πŸ‘ŒKantangazeee ndo Kwanza naanza na ntakukomesha Mwanaharamu we!

😍 I love yu so much ur my only one,No one lyk yu and I mean it 🎢 Yu ma numba1 ma sweet sweet namba1 roho yangu mama,,

πŸ‘ Asante 😍 vimenitoshaaa tena kama ulijua 😘😘😘😘😘,

πŸ’ͺ unajifanya simba kumbe nyau mimi ndo maji kama hujanioga utaninywaa,

πŸ™ˆ nauza Ubuyu kwa bei nafuuu kama unataka inbox me plz

πŸ˜” poleee jaman utapona wangu,,,

πŸ’ͺ utalijua jiji na chuki zako walingia na tako wakati hadi nyani analo kitu sura dada…

😑 usinisemeshe usiniongeleshe tena utaniambia vizur ulikuwa wapi..

😷 mdomo kaumbiwa mwanadamu ongeeni nyie me sijali ya wanafiki nafanya yangu huna hadhi ya kujibiwa na mimi
pamoja na ya kwako ulowekaπŸ™ˆπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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