Short Answer: Because it was horsing around too much! 🐴😝
Explanation: The pony got detention because it couldn't resist its mischievous nature and kept horsing around, probably galloping in the hallways or causing commotion in class. It just couldn't resist the temptation to have some playful fun! But alas, even our adorable pony friend needs to learn the importance of good behavior. So, detention it is! 📚🐾😄
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 20, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 16, 2024
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Jabir (Guest) on September 13, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 10, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Mhina (Guest) on September 6, 2024
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
John Mwangi (Guest) on September 3, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Asha (Guest) on August 31, 2024
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Abdullah (Guest) on August 8, 2024
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 30, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Omar (Guest) on July 25, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Khatib (Guest) on July 17, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Issack (Guest) on July 10, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 4, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Jabir (Guest) on July 3, 2024
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 1, 2024
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 23, 2024
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Nassar (Guest) on June 11, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 10, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 9, 2024
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Jamila (Guest) on June 8, 2024
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 1, 2024
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 1, 2024
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Khalifa (Guest) on May 8, 2024
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 29, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 23, 2024
😆 Bookmarking this!
Amina (Guest) on April 7, 2024
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Mariam (Guest) on April 3, 2024
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 2, 2024
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 26, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 24, 2024
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Binti (Guest) on March 22, 2024
😆 This one really got me!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 20, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Khatib (Guest) on March 12, 2024
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 9, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Nuru (Guest) on March 8, 2024
😆 I’m dying over here!
Chum (Guest) on March 5, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 2, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 2, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 14, 2024
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Fadhili (Guest) on February 12, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 3, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 29, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 24, 2024
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Juma (Guest) on January 22, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 18, 2024
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 10, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 31, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
James Malima (Guest) on December 28, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Victor Malima (Guest) on December 26, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Asha (Guest) on December 10, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 10, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Sharifa (Guest) on December 9, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Makame (Guest) on November 24, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 24, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 20, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Halima (Guest) on November 10, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Amani (Guest) on November 6, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Amir (Guest) on November 2, 2023
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Mgeni (Guest) on October 21, 2023
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 20, 2023
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳