What runs but never walks?

Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 17, 2024

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 9, 2024

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 7, 2024

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 7, 2024

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Halima (Guest) on August 17, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Sofia (Guest) on August 2, 2024

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 26, 2024

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 24, 2024

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Issack (Guest) on July 24, 2024

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Kazija (Guest) on July 21, 2024

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 21, 2024

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 15, 2024

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Mariam (Guest) on July 13, 2024

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 9, 2024

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Hamida (Guest) on July 5, 2024

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 25, 2024

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 20, 2024

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 17, 2024

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 11, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 11, 2024

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Safiya (Guest) on June 5, 2024

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 3, 2024

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 3, 2024

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Ali (Guest) on May 28, 2024

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Binti (Guest) on May 27, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Zuhura (Guest) on May 17, 2024

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Bakari (Guest) on May 13, 2024

😆 Bookmarking this!

Azima (Guest) on May 2, 2024

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 16, 2024

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 15, 2024

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 12, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Mhina (Guest) on April 2, 2024

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 27, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 24, 2024

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 19, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 18, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

George Mallya (Guest) on February 28, 2024

😂 So funny!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 28, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 26, 2024

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Nchi (Guest) on February 22, 2024

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

George Tenga (Guest) on February 14, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 12, 2024

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Habiba (Guest) on February 6, 2024

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Mhina (Guest) on January 29, 2024

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Mchuma (Guest) on January 27, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Hawa (Guest) on January 18, 2024

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Baridi (Guest) on January 18, 2024

😄 You got me!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 16, 2024

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 11, 2024

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

David Musyoka (Guest) on January 10, 2024

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Mtumwa (Guest) on January 2, 2024

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 21, 2023

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 9, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 7, 2023

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 28, 2023

😆 Saving this one!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 24, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 19, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Maulid (Guest) on November 15, 2023

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 15, 2023

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 8, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️