Q: What makes a skeleton laugh?
A: ๐๐ฆด A tickle in its funny bone!
Explanation: Skeletons don't have muscles or nerves, so they can't physically laugh. But just like humans, if they had a funny bone, a tickle on it would make them burst into laughter. Even though it's a funny riddle, it's a reminder that skeletons are always ready to find humor in the most bone-tickling situations! ๐๐ค
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 17, 2024
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Fatuma (Guest) on September 13, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Masika (Guest) on September 13, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 7, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 17, 2024
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on August 15, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Habiba (Guest) on July 26, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Makame (Guest) on July 24, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Shamim (Guest) on July 20, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 18, 2024
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Raha (Guest) on July 12, 2024
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Sultan (Guest) on June 29, 2024
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 25, 2024
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Ndoto (Guest) on June 22, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Shani (Guest) on June 14, 2024
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 13, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Hamida (Guest) on June 10, 2024
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 7, 2024
๐ Too good!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 2, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 25, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Yusuf (Guest) on May 22, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 3, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
John Lissu (Guest) on May 2, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
David Chacha (Guest) on April 23, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 21, 2024
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 20, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 19, 2024
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Muslima (Guest) on April 9, 2024
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
David Musyoka (Guest) on March 25, 2024
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 23, 2024
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Rukia (Guest) on March 14, 2024
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 18, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 9, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 1, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 31, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 31, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 26, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 19, 2024
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 17, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Farida (Guest) on January 13, 2024
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Rabia (Guest) on January 8, 2024
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Shamsa (Guest) on January 8, 2024
๐ That punchline!
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 27, 2023
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Furaha (Guest) on December 25, 2023
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Issack (Guest) on December 24, 2023
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 17, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 17, 2023
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on December 13, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Umi (Guest) on December 11, 2023
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Nchi (Guest) on December 6, 2023
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Nashon (Guest) on November 25, 2023
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 20, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 17, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 15, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 15, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
George Mallya (Guest) on November 15, 2023
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Rubea (Guest) on November 10, 2023
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Hamida (Guest) on November 7, 2023
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Yahya (Guest) on November 6, 2023
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
John Mushi (Guest) on November 4, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด