What kind of music do mummies like best?

Warda (Guest) on September 23, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 18, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 18, 2024

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

James Mduma (Guest) on August 16, 2024

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Fadhila (Guest) on August 4, 2024

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 25, 2024

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 13, 2024

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 12, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 12, 2024

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Kahina (Guest) on June 4, 2024

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 3, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 2, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 16, 2024

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Maida (Guest) on May 16, 2024

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Maneno (Guest) on May 15, 2024

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 11, 2024

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 10, 2024

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 7, 2024

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 28, 2024

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 25, 2024

😄 You got me good!

Amir (Guest) on April 22, 2024

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Mohamed (Guest) on April 17, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Asha (Guest) on April 8, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 30, 2024

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 13, 2024

😂 I’m saving this one!

Fikiri (Guest) on March 12, 2024

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 9, 2024

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 23, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mjaka (Guest) on February 14, 2024

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 30, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Zakia (Guest) on January 28, 2024

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Rukia (Guest) on January 28, 2024

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 25, 2024

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

David Kawawa (Guest) on January 24, 2024

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

John Lissu (Guest) on January 23, 2024

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Jamila (Guest) on January 22, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

James Malima (Guest) on January 13, 2024

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 11, 2024

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Ahmed (Guest) on December 25, 2023

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 25, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 22, 2023

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Zakaria (Guest) on December 19, 2023

😆 Saving this one!

Amani (Guest) on November 29, 2023

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 23, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 21, 2023

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 5, 2023

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 4, 2023

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Mwafirika (Guest) on October 20, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Salum (Guest) on October 13, 2023

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Mustafa (Guest) on October 11, 2023

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 10, 2023

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 9, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 4, 2023

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

George Wanjala (Guest) on September 17, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 9, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Biashara (Guest) on September 3, 2023

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 2, 2023

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Mchuma (Guest) on September 1, 2023

🤣 This one got me good!

Sekela (Guest) on September 1, 2023

😃 Instant mood boost!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 15, 2023

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣