Chiku (Guest) on September 12, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 7, 2024

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 3, 2024

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Fadhila (Guest) on August 28, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Shamsa (Guest) on August 21, 2024

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Zakaria (Guest) on August 16, 2024

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 14, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Fadhili (Guest) on August 9, 2024

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 8, 2024

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Zulekha (Guest) on August 4, 2024

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 30, 2024

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Aziza (Guest) on July 21, 2024

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 9, 2024

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Rubea (Guest) on July 1, 2024

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 1, 2024

😃 Instant mood boost!

Mgeni (Guest) on June 29, 2024

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 18, 2024

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 12, 2024

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Asha (Guest) on June 10, 2024

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

David Chacha (Guest) on June 7, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

James Malima (Guest) on June 7, 2024

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 4, 2024

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Amani (Guest) on June 3, 2024

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Omar (Guest) on June 2, 2024

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 30, 2024

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 21, 2024

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Zainab (Guest) on May 5, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Omari (Guest) on May 4, 2024

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 30, 2024

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 21, 2024

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 18, 2024

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 14, 2024

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Sarafina (Guest) on April 10, 2024

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 5, 2024

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Mtumwa (Guest) on March 19, 2024

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Jamal (Guest) on March 2, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 25, 2024

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Wande (Guest) on February 21, 2024

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Juma (Guest) on February 12, 2024

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 4, 2024

😆 Saving this one!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 28, 2024

😆 Bookmarking this!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 14, 2024

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 10, 2024

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 4, 2024

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 27, 2023

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Hassan (Guest) on December 14, 2023

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 14, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 9, 2023

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 7, 2023

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 28, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Mwafirika (Guest) on November 22, 2023

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 20, 2023

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 9, 2023

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Selemani (Guest) on November 8, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Josephine (Guest) on November 2, 2023

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 27, 2023

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 21, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 16, 2023

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 10, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 8, 2023

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸