What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 21, 2024

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 20, 2024

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Hamida (Guest) on September 14, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 5, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 29, 2024

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 24, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 21, 2024

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 17, 2024

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 9, 2024

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Mzee (Guest) on July 31, 2024

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 31, 2024

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 21, 2024

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Nuru (Guest) on July 20, 2024

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 19, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 17, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Sekela (Guest) on July 7, 2024

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 4, 2024

😁 This just made my day!

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 2, 2024

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 29, 2024

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 28, 2024

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 27, 2024

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Fadhili (Guest) on June 24, 2024

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 17, 2024

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Kheri (Guest) on June 16, 2024

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Zakaria (Guest) on June 16, 2024

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 9, 2024

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Tambwe (Guest) on June 6, 2024

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 3, 2024

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Farida (Guest) on May 25, 2024

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 17, 2024

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Sultan (Guest) on May 11, 2024

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 23, 2024

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Kiza (Guest) on April 17, 2024

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Hamida (Guest) on April 15, 2024

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 13, 2024

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 5, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 4, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Chum (Guest) on April 2, 2024

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Sofia (Guest) on March 16, 2024

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Yusuf (Guest) on March 5, 2024

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 27, 2024

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 21, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

David Sokoine (Guest) on February 17, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 16, 2024

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Yusuf (Guest) on February 13, 2024

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Mwachumu (Guest) on February 9, 2024

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 1, 2024

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 28, 2024

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Hamida (Guest) on January 22, 2024

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

David Musyoka (Guest) on January 4, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Selemani (Guest) on December 25, 2023

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 14, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 9, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

George Mallya (Guest) on December 3, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Tambwe (Guest) on December 1, 2023

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 23, 2023

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Yusra (Guest) on November 15, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 30, 2023

😄 Too good!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 29, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 3, 2023

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️