If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 15, 2024

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 14, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 17, 2024

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Omari (Guest) on August 7, 2024

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 30, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Shamsa (Guest) on July 28, 2024

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 19, 2024

Thanks Ackyshine

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 9, 2024

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Yahya (Guest) on June 21, 2024

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Sarafina (Guest) on May 30, 2024

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 26, 2024

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 6, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 23, 2024

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Yusra (Guest) on April 19, 2024

😁 This just made my day!

Omari (Guest) on April 19, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 17, 2024

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Nuru (Guest) on April 15, 2024

🤣 Pure genius!

Salima (Guest) on April 14, 2024

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Salma (Guest) on April 10, 2024

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 16, 2024

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Mwagonda (Guest) on March 6, 2024

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 29, 2024

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 28, 2024

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 25, 2024

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 11, 2024

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Abdillah (Guest) on February 5, 2024

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 21, 2024

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 17, 2024

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Ramadhan (Guest) on January 4, 2024

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Hashim (Guest) on January 4, 2024

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Fadhila (Guest) on December 27, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 26, 2023

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Kassim (Guest) on December 23, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 1, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

John Kamande (Guest) on November 30, 2023

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Maida (Guest) on November 24, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 20, 2023

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 21, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 12, 2023

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 9, 2023

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 9, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Neema (Guest) on October 8, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 25, 2023

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 20, 2023

😂 I’m dying!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 19, 2023

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 18, 2023

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 13, 2023

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Hashim (Guest) on September 9, 2023

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 25, 2023

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 17, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Maneno (Guest) on August 16, 2023

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 10, 2023

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 8, 2023

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 5, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Zakaria (Guest) on August 4, 2023

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 1, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 1, 2023

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 30, 2023

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Furaha (Guest) on July 26, 2023

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

George Mallya (Guest) on July 22, 2023

😆 Can’t stop laughing!