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Njeri:Β Roysambu ni ngapi?
Makanga:Β Roysambu ni moja tu. Pengine kama Chinese wamejenga ingine.

Odhis:Β Hii gari haina watu bana.
Makanga:Β Kwani hao wawili wenye wamekaa hapo ndani ni ng’ombe?

Man:Β Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu tafadhali.
Makanga:Β Yesu bado hajatoa album. Akitoa tutaeka.

Mwikali:Β Excuse me conda…gari za Mwingi zinapandiwa wapi?
Makanga:Β Ziliacha kupandwa juu hazimei.

Man:Β Kwani mwisho wa gari ni wapi?
Makanga:Β Mwisho ni hapo penye number plate iko.

Karis:Β Ruaka ni how much?
Makanga:Β Sijaskia Ruaka ikiuzwa. But nikiskia nitakwambia.

Passenger:Β Shukisha dere.
Makanga:Β Tukishukisha dere utaendesha gari?

Johnny:Β Maze, hii gari iko na joto sana.
Makanga:Β Basi shuka upande fridge

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