Mchaga alinunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi Nyama nusu ipike pilau na ingine itie kwenye friza. Kichwa fanya supu, miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku. Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pikia ndizi na mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa. Kinyesi kihifadhi kwa mbolea ya bustani.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:58 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mchaga alinunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi Nyama nusu ipike pilau na ingine itie kwenye friza. Kichwa fanya supu, miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku. Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pikia ndizi na mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa. Kinyesi kihifadhi kwa mbolea ya bustani.
Mpishi akamuuliza Hutaki na sauti ya mbuzi tufanye ring tone kwenye simu yako? Mchaga akajibu Yesuu! hivi inawezekana? bac fanya hivyo tuwauzie na wengine hiyo ringtone. Chezeya mchaga!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:44 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mke: Unampango gani na pasaka hii mmewangu.. Mume: Nitafanya kama yesu.. Mke: Unamaanisha Nini?
Mume: Nitaondoka ijumaa na Kurudi j3.. Mke: Unanishangaza, kama utafanya hivi nami nitafanya kama Maria.. Mume: Unamaanisha Nini? Mke: Nitapata mimba bila ya kuingingiliwa na wewe mume wangu.. Mume: 😳😳😳
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:54 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa: Mambo honey, upo ok? Mrembo: Sipo ok my dear Jamaa: Una tatizo gani baby? Mrembo: Nimetoka hospitali kupima, nna mimba. Jamaa: Weeh usiniletee balaa hiyo mimba imeingiaje wakati huwa tunatumia kinga? Mrembo Kwani nani kakwambia mimba ni yako, hebu tuliza mshono huo.
Pale umapofanya interview huku ukijua hutapata kazi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:20 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Pale unaitwa kufanya interview na unajua tuu hutapata kazi tuu….. Interviewer: where were u born? Guy: Tanzania Interviewer: okay which part? Guy: what do u mean which part, the whole body was born in Tanzania.. 😂😂😂 Cpendagi ujinga mim
