Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:03:53 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

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Jana nimeenda kuazima pasi chumba jirani, ili ninyooshe nguo zangu, Jamaa wakaniambia nichukue nguo nikanyooshe room kwao maana hawataki pasi yao itoke.
Sasa leo amekuja mmoja wao kuazima mopper akasafishe room, nimemwambia aje adekie humu humu…

Jamaa ameondoka nadhani atakua ameenda kuchukua maji
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

{ NGOMA DROO}
Sikuizi utawasikia wadada wakisema kuachwa na mwanaume asie na pesa nisawa na kuluhusiwa hospital

{Sasa na sisi} wanaume tunasema
Kuachwa na demu mpenda pesa nisawa na kumaliza mkopo benk 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wanaume atutakagi ujinga!!!! Wanaume heeeeee🏃🏾‍♂🏃🏾‍♂🏃🏾‍♂🏃🏾‍♂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:49:47 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Babu: Mjukuu wangu ngoja nikusimulie hadithi ya mimi babu yako kwenye vita ya kagera
Mjukuu: Niambie babu
Babu: Kwenye vita ya kagera tulienda sehemu tukakamatwa wote askari na maadui wakatuambia chagueni kuuliwa au kubakwa.
Mjukuu: Sasa babu wewe ulichagua nn?
Babu: Niliuliwa!!!

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Kuna mtu kanikera et nmemkubalia urafiki Leo tu Facebook anataka kujua kabila langu
Bac akajifanya mjanjaa et akaniuliza mbu kwenu mnawaitaje
Mimi nkamjibu hatuwaiti wanakujaga wenyewe
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Si kwamba cjamuelewa ila sipendagi Ujinga Mimi

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:55:46 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Leo nimepishana na Vitz imeandikwa, "Never trust women"

Nikajua huyu mtu lazima alikuaga na Range Rover

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Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Ticha katangaza test , Akatoa Masharti; Ukiandika jibu hamna kufuta au kukata.

Swali la kwanza,
Taja vyakula vi3 ambavyo ukienda hotelini umelipiwa utapenda kula (marks 1)

WAVULANA wakajaza; wali, ugali, mihogo.
WADADA wakajaza; burger, pizza, egg chop. Swali la

2: Eleza jinsi ya kupika kila chakula ulichotaja hapo juu. (marks 99)
wacha wadada waanze kuhangaika kukata majibu ya mwanzo!

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:44 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje? BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu GIRL: Enhee… BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako GIRL: Ooh baby u care.. BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque GIRL: Baby u are awesome… BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula…. GIRL: Enhee…na sisi?? BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives GIRL: Baby I love you BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas….halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart…halafu tukitoka huko?? BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:38 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Huu usharobaro mwingine uchizi. Jamaa kamzimia demu kanisani, mara ukafika mda wa kutoa sadaka, eti jamaa akamwambia ''dont worry bby'' ntakulipia!!

Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:52:50 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Wanaume wana upendo kwa kweli.

Mwanaume hata akipewa kundi la wanawake 90 achague mmoja!! Hata akichagua mzuri kupita wote bado roho itamuuma kuwaacha wale 89 waliobaki!!*
Kwa namna hii wanaume wana Upendo Sana
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:34 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Kama simu yako ina Wi-fi ujue uko na mke wa mtu 😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼