Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:46 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Mzee wa miaka 60 alimwambia mkewe, leo nataka tukumbukie enzi zetu kutongozana, mke akajibu sawa, inabidi unisubiri mwembeni saa 1 usiku nitapita, mzee akafika saa 1 alikaa hadi saa 5 usiku, aliporudi nyumbani akamuuliza mkewe kwa hasira; sasa tumepanga nin halafu haujatokea ? Mke; leo mama alinikataza nictoke nyumbani usiku nijisomee ! Babu hoii…

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:53:28 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Mke mmoja alimpa mme wake redio aende nayo chooni ili asiboreke kwa vile huwa anakaa muda mrefu.

Basi alvyotoka akamuuliza,''ehe mme wangu ulienjoy?" Mme,"ah wajinga hawa!

Wameniwekea wimbo wa taifa,nimejisaidia huku nimesimama

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:06 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

MWALIMU kaingia darasani na kusema. "Wanaojijua wajinga wasimame".

MADENGE akasimama peke yake.

MWALIMU: Wewe ndio mjinga?

MADENGE: Hapana, ila nimeona umesimama peke yako nikaona usijisikie vibaya angalau tuwe wawili.

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:27 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Leo nimeenda mahakamani, mara judge akasema..
Order! Order…
Mimi na kiherehere changu nikasema.. Chapati .. Maziwa na ovacado tatu …
Nimewekwa kwa karoom kengine hapa kanagiza..
i think wananiandalia chapati
😀😁😀😁😀😁😀😁😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:12 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Fanya hivi

Ukitaka mwanaume akusaidie kazi jikoni mwambie "NAOMBA CM YAKO NIWASHE TOCHI TAA IMEUNGUA"
atakusaidia kumulika mpaka unamaliza kazi zako zoote😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:56:03 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Wanaume wenye kushinda vishawishi ni;

Wanaume ambao mnaweza kula wali hadi mwisho bila kugusa nyama nyie ndio mnaweza kushinda vishawishi🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂

Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:39 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

NDOA inafungwa KANISANI Mchungaji akauliza-Yeyote mwenye Pingamizi La Ndoa hii kufungwa aje Mbele, +++ KIBABU kikasimama na kwenda Mbele,

Bi harusi akaanguka na akazimia ghafla!😭😭😭

Mchungaji- Tuambie Babu Pingamizi Lako!

Babu-Nimeamua kuja mbele,kule nyuma sisikii vizuri! watu hoiiii!!

hata mimi hoi…😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:51:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Akina dada mpenzi wako akikuita MAMITO usikubali

na yeye mwite MAFORONYA kama mbwai na iwe mbwai🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:51 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Jana niligombana na mke wng, Akaniambia nibebe kila kitu changu niondoke, Bas kiustaarabu tu nikachukua nguo zangu,mwishoni nikambeba na yeye nikamuweka begani nikaanza kuondoka nae

hua sipendagi ujinga, amesahau na yeye pia ni wangu

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:55:55 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Mwanafunz alikuwa kila siku anachelewa shule, na kila siku alikuwa anachapwa, basi siku moja mwalimu akaona ngoja amuulize.

Mwalimu: Mbona unachelewa kila siku?
Mwanafunzi: Nakaa mbali mwalimu
Mwalimu: (huku ana hasira akauliza)Mbali mbinguni?
Mwanafunzi: Mbinguni kwa mbele😂😂😂😂😂