2 Lovers decided to suicide…! . . . Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her eyes n returned Home… . . . Boy In the Air Opened the Parachute n Said I knew that Bitch won’t “jump.! . . . From that day onwards people started saying . Ladies First
BOY: do u luv me
BOY: think again
GIRL: i told u No
BOY: waitr bring separate bills
GIRL:: -Ooh Baby I luv u
A woman doesn’t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend’s house. The husband calls his wife’s
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesn’t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friend’s
house. The wife calls her
husband’s 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there
If a BARBER makes a
it’s a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
it’s a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
it’s a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
it’s a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
it’s a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
it’s a “MISTAKE” .
This iz cheating…
When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because *you can’t afford to have Mike Tyson as a wife.😃😃😃
Written by a confident lady …😄
After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn’t there too.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them …….
His theory is the car will be stolen if left at the ignition key slot !
Immediately, I rushed to the parking lot and came to a terrifying conclusion …..
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty 😱😞😞.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, description of the car, place I parked, etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband,
I left my keys in the car …. and it has been stolen.”
There was a big silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
“Idiot”, he shouted, “I dropped you at the hotel !”
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, and happy as well, I said, “Well, then pls come and get me.”
He shouted again, “I will, as soon as I convince this policeman, that I have not stolen your car.” 😁😁
Don’t laugh alone 😄😄😅😅😂😂
Send to other husbands or wives because ….
So many things go wrong daily, and you can’t blame yourself all the times 😉😊😆
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The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
And that 1 marriage has 77777+