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BOY and GIRL In restaurant

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BOY: do u luv me

GIRL: no

BOY: think again

GIRL: i told u No

BOY: waitr bring separate bills

GIRL:: -Ooh Baby I luv u

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Research Consultancy Completed June 2018 August 2018 Consultation services
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AckySHINE is a Platform that support provision of both Online and Offline Services.

We provide the following Services

Research Consultancy – Active Offline Service
We offer consultation services in Research, including research concept development, designing, data collection and processing and report writing.
Monitoring and evaluation Consultancy – Active Offline Service
We offer consultation services in M&E Planning, Process Evaluation and In Impact Evaluation.
Training and facilitation Consultancy – Active Offline Service
We offer consultation services in Training and Facilitation. This include Training Planning, Session Plan and Management as well as Conduction of Training and facilitation session.
English – Swahili Translation services – Active Offline Service
We translate Short Texts, Documents and webpage from English to Swahili and vise versa. We provide live human support, translation is done by native speaking translators, no automatic translation.
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We offer WordPress Set up service and Customization Services. Free Templates, SEO optimization, One Year Assistance, Responsive Design, Mobile Friendly.
AckySHINE Dedications – Pending Online Service
This is a special place for sending dedications to the person you love. Via WhatsApp and SMS.
AckySHINE Shop – Pending Online Service
This is an Digital shopping service aim at sharing of knowledge and skills through soft copy books.
AckySHINE Library – Pending Online Service
Welcome AckySHINE Library where you can get unlimited Books. Feel Free to Download our Books.
English Website – Pending Online Service
This is English multi-category website special designed for information, entertainment and motivation
Swahili Catholic Website (Website Kwa Wakatoliki) – Pending Online Service
This is a special Swahili website that aims to guide, inform and educate catholic followers about their Catholic faith.
Swahili website – Pending Online Service
This is Swahili multi-category website special designed for information, entertainment and motivation
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We Display banner, image & links on our website. For ads we offer free translation (English to Swahili), free Landing page, you can embed forms on your landing page and embed HTML Codes.
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