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News about the ice-Ââcream man
Did you hear about the ice-Ââcream man, he was found dead in his ice-Ââcream van, covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds-Ââand-Ââthousands? The police said that he had ?topped? himself.
Read moreWho is wrong here? Story of men and dog
A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, “Does your dog bite”, the man replies “No my dog doesn’t” The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, “I thought you said your dog didn’t bite” said the injured man. “Thats not my dog”, replied the other.
Read moreWhich Budgie owns the cage?
Which Budgie owns the cage? Three budgies in a cage, one on the top perch, one on the middle and
Read moreWhy should you never iron a four leaf clover?
What’s ET short for?
Because he’s got little legs
What bird loves construction work?
What bird loves construction work? Show Answer Answer: A crane
Read moreWhat kind of murderer has fiber?
What kind of murderer has fiber?
A cereal killer.
What’s the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
What’s the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
You fill them both up with as much food and alcohol you can, but it’s only the shopping trolley that has a mind of its own
Read moreWhat lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes? Show Answer A nervous wreck
Read moreWhy do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Because they peel!