A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, “Does your dog bite”, the man replies “No my dog doesn’t” The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, “I thought you said your dog didn’t bite” said the injured man. “Thats not my dog”, replied the other.
Why did the dog keep tripping?
Because she had two left feet.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
How long should an elephant’s legs be?
Long enough to reach the ground.
You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.
What do you call a left-handed dog?
A south paw.
What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?
Three Blind Mice.
What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
“Why the long face?
What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes? Show Answer A nervous wreck
What did the duck say to the clown?
You quack me up!
Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
Because you can’t pull his leg.