Short Answer: Because it was already stuffed! 🦃🍰
Explanation: Turkeys are commonly stuffed with a savory mixture on Thanksgiving, and since this turkey was already stuffed with food, it couldn't eat dessert. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and playful touch to the answer.
Fadhili (Guest) on June 28, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 15, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Farida (Guest) on May 5, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 26, 2017
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 26, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 22, 2017
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 12, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 10, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
Zulekha (Guest) on April 4, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Zawadi (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Sultan (Guest) on March 27, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 21, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Omar (Guest) on March 2, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 25, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Issa (Guest) on February 2, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 12, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 7, 2017
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Yahya (Guest) on January 4, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 28, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 25, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 15, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 13, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 13, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 13, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 12, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 12, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 9, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 8, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Faiza (Guest) on November 29, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
John Kamande (Guest) on November 28, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 18, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Chum (Guest) on November 16, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Mazrui (Guest) on November 6, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
Issa (Guest) on November 5, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Umi (Guest) on October 31, 2016
😁 This is gold!
Kazija (Guest) on October 25, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 25, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 22, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Jafari (Guest) on October 18, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Muslima (Guest) on October 18, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 17, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Sarafina (Guest) on October 7, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 30, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 30, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 23, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 18, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 11, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 10, 2016
😅 I needed that!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 9, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 9, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 4, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Salma (Guest) on August 20, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 14, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 9, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Mohamed (Guest) on August 2, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 27, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 22, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Sumaya (Guest) on July 21, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Zakaria (Guest) on July 16, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡