Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! π¦π
Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. π€π¬οΈ
David Nyerere (Guest) on February 28, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 25, 2017
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 12, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Majid (Guest) on February 10, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Salma (Guest) on January 28, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 9, 2017
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 1, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 30, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Mazrui (Guest) on December 29, 2016
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 28, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Nashon (Guest) on December 25, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 21, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 12, 2016
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 12, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 11, 2016
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Shamim (Guest) on December 5, 2016
π€£ This one got me good!
George Tenga (Guest) on December 4, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 20, 2016
π Totally hilarious!
James Kimani (Guest) on November 16, 2016
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 14, 2016
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 24, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Ann Awino (Guest) on October 21, 2016
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 17, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 5, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
George Tenga (Guest) on October 3, 2016
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
George Mallya (Guest) on September 24, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
Sultan (Guest) on September 17, 2016
π This one really got me!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 16, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
David Chacha (Guest) on September 15, 2016
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Saidi (Guest) on September 13, 2016
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
Mazrui (Guest) on September 5, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
John Mwangi (Guest) on September 4, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Maimuna (Guest) on August 25, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 22, 2016
π So funny!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 22, 2016
π Mood instantly lifted!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 14, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Selemani (Guest) on August 13, 2016
π This is a keeper!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 11, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 10, 2016
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Latifa (Guest) on August 9, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
James Malima (Guest) on August 4, 2016
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 4, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
James Kimani (Guest) on July 27, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Rubea (Guest) on July 27, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 22, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 21, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Abdullah (Guest) on July 16, 2016
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Nuru (Guest) on July 7, 2016
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 27, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 26, 2016
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Nyota (Guest) on June 22, 2016
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 9, 2016
π Best laugh of the day!
Farida (Guest) on June 8, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 27, 2016
π That punchline was epic!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 26, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Muslima (Guest) on May 17, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 14, 2016
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 8, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§