Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! ๐ฟ๐
Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! ๐ง๐
Jabir (Guest) on April 23, 2017
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 21, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 15, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Hekima (Guest) on April 15, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Kahina (Guest) on April 10, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 28, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Chum (Guest) on March 28, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Aziza (Guest) on March 19, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Daudi (Guest) on March 17, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 7, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Kassim (Guest) on March 4, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Zainab (Guest) on February 25, 2017
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on February 24, 2017
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Hassan (Guest) on January 23, 2017
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Majid (Guest) on January 19, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Salum (Guest) on January 18, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Neema (Guest) on January 12, 2017
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Aziza (Guest) on January 4, 2017
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 27, 2016
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 23, 2016
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 14, 2016
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Hekima (Guest) on December 9, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 7, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 9, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Salima (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 24, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 19, 2016
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Hassan (Guest) on October 10, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Mustafa (Guest) on October 5, 2016
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 1, 2016
๐ What a joke!
James Malima (Guest) on September 30, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 25, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
David Sokoine (Guest) on September 21, 2016
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 13, 2016
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Halimah (Guest) on September 8, 2016
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 2, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 26, 2016
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on August 22, 2016
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 15, 2016
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 8, 2016
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Yusuf (Guest) on July 30, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 21, 2016
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Issack (Guest) on July 16, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 3, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 1, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 25, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Athumani (Guest) on June 25, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Raha (Guest) on June 18, 2016
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 26, 2016
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Farida (Guest) on May 19, 2016
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Shukuru (Guest) on May 14, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Rehema (Guest) on May 10, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 10, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 9, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Nchi (Guest) on May 9, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 1, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 17, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 17, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 4, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐