Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! ๐ต๐
Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! ๐ธ๐ฅ๐ค
Nchi (Guest) on December 10, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Zawadi (Guest) on December 4, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on November 29, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
John Mushi (Guest) on November 26, 2016
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 22, 2016
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Shani (Guest) on November 20, 2016
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 10, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Hamida (Guest) on November 9, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Fatuma (Guest) on October 30, 2016
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Mhina (Guest) on October 30, 2016
๐ This made my day!
Bakari (Guest) on October 22, 2016
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 18, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
David Chacha (Guest) on October 14, 2016
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 13, 2016
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 11, 2016
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Nasra (Guest) on October 10, 2016
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Issa (Guest) on October 4, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 3, 2016
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 1, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 30, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 30, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 26, 2016
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Latifa (Guest) on September 25, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 21, 2016
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Abdullah (Guest) on September 17, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 14, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on September 13, 2016
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Maulid (Guest) on September 13, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 7, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Farida (Guest) on September 3, 2016
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 30, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 29, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Abubakar (Guest) on August 15, 2016
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Zulekha (Guest) on July 24, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 11, 2016
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Nashon (Guest) on July 8, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 5, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 28, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 16, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 7, 2016
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 7, 2016
๐ This joke just made my day!
Sekela (Guest) on May 29, 2016
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Leila (Guest) on May 29, 2016
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
David Musyoka (Guest) on May 9, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Abubakar (Guest) on May 8, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 24, 2016
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 23, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 21, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 14, 2016
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Omar (Guest) on April 5, 2016
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on March 18, 2016
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Salima (Guest) on March 8, 2016
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Shamsa (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Nashon (Guest) on February 24, 2016
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 22, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Leila (Guest) on February 18, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 18, 2016
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Rabia (Guest) on February 8, 2016
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 2, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Sarafina (Guest) on January 23, 2016
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ