The best dance partner for monsters is "Boogie-monster!" 🕺💃
Explanation: The boogie-monster is the ultimate dancing expert of the monster world! With its funky moves and groovy vibes, it can make any dance floor come alive. So, if you ever need a partner to bust a move with, look no further than the boogie-monster! 🎉🎶
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 8, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 8, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 6, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 22, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Baridi (Guest) on April 17, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Zubeida (Guest) on April 7, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Shamsa (Guest) on March 31, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 24, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 21, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 20, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 18, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 7, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 28, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 20, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Halima (Guest) on February 20, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Josephine (Guest) on February 14, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Salum (Guest) on February 14, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 12, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Mashaka (Guest) on February 11, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
Tabu (Guest) on February 5, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 4, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Leila (Guest) on January 30, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 16, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 8, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Chum (Guest) on December 22, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Mashaka (Guest) on December 1, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Zuhura (Guest) on November 27, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 25, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
Abubakari (Guest) on November 14, 2016
😄 You got me!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 13, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Rashid (Guest) on November 5, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Chiku (Guest) on November 5, 2016
😁 This is gold!
Husna (Guest) on November 4, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Asha (Guest) on November 3, 2016
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Ahmed (Guest) on October 29, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 18, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Khalifa (Guest) on October 16, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Abubakari (Guest) on October 16, 2016
😄 What a joke!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 12, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Rashid (Guest) on October 7, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
George Wanjala (Guest) on September 21, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 15, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Azima (Guest) on August 25, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Furaha (Guest) on August 12, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 11, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 4, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 25, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 22, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 18, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 13, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Mashaka (Guest) on June 24, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Abdillah (Guest) on June 12, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 6, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 20, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 17, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
David Sokoine (Guest) on May 13, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Rubea (Guest) on May 12, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Bakari (Guest) on May 4, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Ndoto (Guest) on April 23, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆