Polar "Bear"ctica! βοΈπ»
Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! π³οΈπ
Kiza (Guest) on February 1, 2017
π Laughing so hard right now!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 30, 2017
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 18, 2017
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Kazija (Guest) on January 15, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 9, 2017
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 31, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 30, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 27, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 27, 2016
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 19, 2016
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Kiza (Guest) on December 8, 2016
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Salum (Guest) on November 30, 2016
π€£ Sharing this right now!
James Kimani (Guest) on November 27, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 18, 2016
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 10, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 10, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Hawa (Guest) on November 6, 2016
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Yahya (Guest) on October 27, 2016
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Mohamed (Guest) on October 13, 2016
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 11, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 30, 2016
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 27, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 25, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 21, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 10, 2016
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Muslima (Guest) on September 7, 2016
This joke deserves an award! π
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 24, 2016
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Khalifa (Guest) on August 21, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 20, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Issack (Guest) on July 29, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 18, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 17, 2016
π€£ This joke is too good!
Nuru (Guest) on July 15, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 5, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Sultan (Guest) on July 5, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 3, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Nyota (Guest) on June 26, 2016
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Kahina (Guest) on June 25, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 15, 2016
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 13, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 10, 2016
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Jafari (Guest) on June 5, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 5, 2016
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 31, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 26, 2016
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 13, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 6, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Mariam (Guest) on April 17, 2016
π Iβm dying!
Chiku (Guest) on April 17, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 16, 2016
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 17, 2016
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
John Mwangi (Guest) on March 16, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 15, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Mashaka (Guest) on March 4, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 28, 2016
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 22, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Nchi (Guest) on February 18, 2016
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 2, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 2, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€