What is a kitten’s favorite dessert?

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 11, 2017

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 8, 2017

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 4, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 28, 2017

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Abdullah (Guest) on February 23, 2017

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Halima (Guest) on February 10, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Hassan (Guest) on February 6, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

James Kimani (Guest) on January 31, 2017

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Ramadhan (Guest) on January 30, 2017

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 24, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 14, 2017

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Zakia (Guest) on January 7, 2017

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 6, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Farida (Guest) on January 5, 2017

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 30, 2016

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 27, 2016

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 20, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 2, 2016

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Neema (Guest) on November 30, 2016

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Shabani (Guest) on November 16, 2016

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 7, 2016

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Sofia (Guest) on October 19, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 15, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 12, 2016

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Nassar (Guest) on October 12, 2016

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 30, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Leila (Guest) on September 23, 2016

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 31, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Jafari (Guest) on August 30, 2016

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 29, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 29, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 28, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 20, 2016

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 12, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 10, 2016

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 7, 2016

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 4, 2016

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 28, 2016

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Halima (Guest) on July 27, 2016

😅 I needed that laugh!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 22, 2016

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Faiza (Guest) on July 2, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 18, 2016

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Sultan (Guest) on June 2, 2016

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Aziza (Guest) on June 1, 2016

😅 I’m still laughing!

Shamim (Guest) on May 29, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 27, 2016

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 26, 2016

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Sharifa (Guest) on May 25, 2016

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 20, 2016

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 19, 2016

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 11, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Omari (Guest) on May 8, 2016

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Chum (Guest) on May 4, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Khadija (Guest) on May 4, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Rubea (Guest) on April 27, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Maneno (Guest) on April 26, 2016

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Warda (Guest) on April 24, 2016

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 24, 2016

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 21, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 21, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️