Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 6, 2017

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 29, 2017

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

James Mduma (Guest) on March 28, 2017

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Mchuma (Guest) on March 26, 2017

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 7, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 1, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Salum (Guest) on March 1, 2017

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Abdillah (Guest) on February 23, 2017

😄 What a joke!

Fatuma (Guest) on February 20, 2017

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Masika (Guest) on February 14, 2017

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 8, 2017

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Daudi (Guest) on February 6, 2017

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Abubakar (Guest) on January 25, 2017

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 23, 2017

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Asha (Guest) on January 22, 2017

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 17, 2017

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Nasra (Guest) on January 16, 2017

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 8, 2017

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 26, 2016

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 15, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 15, 2016

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Kassim (Guest) on December 8, 2016

😆 I’m dying over here!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 3, 2016

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Raha (Guest) on November 25, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 25, 2016

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

David Nyerere (Guest) on November 23, 2016

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Josephine (Guest) on November 21, 2016

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Daudi (Guest) on November 20, 2016

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 4, 2016

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 4, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 4, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Athumani (Guest) on October 30, 2016

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Sekela (Guest) on October 27, 2016

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Fadhila (Guest) on October 7, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 20, 2016

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 18, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 13, 2016

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 7, 2016

😅 I’m still laughing!

Rukia (Guest) on September 1, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Amina (Guest) on August 31, 2016

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 31, 2016

😂 I’m dying!

Azima (Guest) on August 29, 2016

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 20, 2016

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Tambwe (Guest) on August 15, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 1, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

David Chacha (Guest) on July 18, 2016

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 16, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 6, 2016

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Jamila (Guest) on June 28, 2016

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Bakari (Guest) on June 22, 2016

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Zakaria (Guest) on June 21, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 19, 2016

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 15, 2016

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 15, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Mashaka (Guest) on June 7, 2016

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 5, 2016

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 21, 2016

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Mwajuma (Guest) on May 16, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 15, 2016

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 14, 2016

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️