A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! 🏀🍖
Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 28, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Furaha (Guest) on April 26, 2017
😄 What a joke!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 16, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 4, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 27, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Rahim (Guest) on February 18, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Umi (Guest) on February 14, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Biashara (Guest) on February 12, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Fatuma (Guest) on February 8, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 2, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
James Malima (Guest) on February 2, 2017
😄 You got me good!
Rahim (Guest) on February 1, 2017
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 27, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Zulekha (Guest) on January 26, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 22, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 11, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Tabu (Guest) on January 9, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 6, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Mashaka (Guest) on January 5, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
David Nyerere (Guest) on January 5, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Hassan (Guest) on December 31, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
Azima (Guest) on December 31, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Raha (Guest) on December 12, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Sumaya (Guest) on December 10, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 26, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 25, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 22, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Hekima (Guest) on November 19, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Mariam (Guest) on November 16, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 15, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 11, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Shabani (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Baridi (Guest) on October 23, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Shani (Guest) on October 20, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 19, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
Chiku (Guest) on October 18, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 5, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 26, 2016
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 25, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 7, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
James Mduma (Guest) on September 4, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Mashaka (Guest) on August 19, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 3, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 31, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 25, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 24, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 14, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 9, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 1, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 25, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Aziza (Guest) on June 25, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 24, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Aziza (Guest) on June 8, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 2, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Majid (Guest) on May 30, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Shani (Guest) on April 23, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 7, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 6, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌