A bat's favorite pastime? Hanging out! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: Bats are known for their unique ability to hang upside down, so their favorite pastime would naturally involve hanging around. The pun on "hanging out" adds a humorous twist, making the answer funny and light-hearted. The bat emoji further emphasizes the playful nature of the response.
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 16, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Latifa (Guest) on June 7, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 4, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Binti (Guest) on May 31, 2017
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Mohamed (Guest) on May 19, 2017
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Safiya (Guest) on May 14, 2017
๐ This is a keeper!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 2, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 27, 2017
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
John Mushi (Guest) on April 26, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Mariam (Guest) on April 14, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Majid (Guest) on April 5, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 5, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Maulid (Guest) on April 1, 2017
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 2, 2017
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 27, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Tabu (Guest) on February 16, 2017
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 15, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
David Nyerere (Guest) on February 15, 2017
๐ I needed that laugh!
Rashid (Guest) on February 4, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Rubea (Guest) on January 24, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 20, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Athumani (Guest) on December 14, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Ahmed (Guest) on December 10, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 9, 2016
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Biashara (Guest) on December 4, 2016
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 2, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Shukuru (Guest) on November 28, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Daudi (Guest) on November 24, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 19, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
David Chacha (Guest) on November 8, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on October 23, 2016
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Nassar (Guest) on October 23, 2016
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 19, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 19, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 24, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 17, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Nchi (Guest) on September 10, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 5, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Issack (Guest) on September 4, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Zainab (Guest) on August 25, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 15, 2016
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Mwafirika (Guest) on August 8, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 8, 2016
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 2, 2016
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Jamila (Guest) on July 27, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Warda (Guest) on July 27, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 24, 2016
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Azima (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 4, 2016
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 28, 2016
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Masika (Guest) on June 23, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 15, 2016
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 11, 2016
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Husna (Guest) on June 2, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 20, 2016
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Salma (Guest) on May 19, 2016
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 18, 2016
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 17, 2016
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 16, 2016
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ