Answer: ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ A Counting Dracula!
Explanation: If you were to cross a teacher with a vampire, you would get none other than a "Counting Dracula"! This hilarious play on words combines the classic vampire with the job of a teacher, emphasizing their love for counting and grading papers. So, watch out for this fang-tastic educator who might just sink their teeth into some math equations! ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 29, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 28, 2016
๐ That punchline was epic!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 27, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 26, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 24, 2016
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Nyota (Guest) on December 17, 2016
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 14, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Halimah (Guest) on December 12, 2016
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Nchi (Guest) on December 7, 2016
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 6, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Kiza (Guest) on December 4, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 5, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
John Lissu (Guest) on October 25, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 21, 2016
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 13, 2016
๐ Saving this one!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 9, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Muslima (Guest) on October 5, 2016
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 30, 2016
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Nashon (Guest) on September 22, 2016
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 17, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 8, 2016
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Wande (Guest) on September 8, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Kassim (Guest) on August 31, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Rukia (Guest) on August 28, 2016
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 22, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 4, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Raha (Guest) on July 28, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Chum (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Farida (Guest) on July 4, 2016
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Ramadhan (Guest) on June 25, 2016
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Hamida (Guest) on June 24, 2016
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 21, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Bakari (Guest) on June 20, 2016
๐ You got me good!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 9, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Rahim (Guest) on June 7, 2016
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Maimuna (Guest) on June 5, 2016
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Jamila (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
James Kimani (Guest) on June 1, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Sarafina (Guest) on May 30, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Amir (Guest) on May 22, 2016
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 20, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 20, 2016
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Yusra (Guest) on May 17, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 5, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Binti (Guest) on May 4, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 30, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 24, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 21, 2016
๐ This made my day!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 16, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 9, 2016
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 5, 2016
๐ Perfect joke!
John Lissu (Guest) on April 5, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Josephine (Guest) on March 21, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Abubakari (Guest) on March 20, 2016
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Habiba (Guest) on March 14, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 13, 2016
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Rahma (Guest) on March 11, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 28, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช