Mummies love rap music! π€π₯
Explanation:
Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! ππΊπ₯
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I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
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Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
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π This is a keeper!
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The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
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Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
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The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
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How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
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Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
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When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
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Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Maimuna (Guest) on November 20, 2016
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 18, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 8, 2016
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
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Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
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I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
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π So funny!
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π€£ This joke is just too good!
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π Canβt stop laughing!
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Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 18, 2016
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I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
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π I needed that laugh!
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How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
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I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
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Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
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What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
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