What does a skeleton order for dinner?

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 21, 2017

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 19, 2017

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 8, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mustafa (Guest) on January 23, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 13, 2017

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

John Lissu (Guest) on January 4, 2017

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 28, 2016

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 25, 2016

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Jafari (Guest) on December 12, 2016

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 7, 2016

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 7, 2016

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

George Tenga (Guest) on December 3, 2016

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 19, 2016

😅 I needed that!

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 13, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Amina (Guest) on November 13, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Aziza (Guest) on October 29, 2016

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Nahida (Guest) on October 28, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

John Lissu (Guest) on October 25, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 22, 2016

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Daudi (Guest) on October 20, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Mashaka (Guest) on October 10, 2016

😆 I’m dying over here!

George Tenga (Guest) on September 9, 2016

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 8, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 7, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Masika (Guest) on August 29, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mohamed (Guest) on August 27, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Shukuru (Guest) on August 25, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 22, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 22, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Chum (Guest) on August 20, 2016

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Jafari (Guest) on August 13, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 13, 2016

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Daudi (Guest) on August 11, 2016

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Sekela (Guest) on August 9, 2016

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 7, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 7, 2016

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 2, 2016

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 15, 2016

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 9, 2016

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 7, 2016

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Mgeni (Guest) on July 5, 2016

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 3, 2016

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Amir (Guest) on July 1, 2016

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 17, 2016

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 26, 2016

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Shani (Guest) on April 24, 2016

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 23, 2016

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Rabia (Guest) on April 15, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 3, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Furaha (Guest) on April 2, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Daudi (Guest) on March 20, 2016

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 23, 2016

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 20, 2016

😆 Bookmarking this!

Hamida (Guest) on February 17, 2016

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 9, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Abdullah (Guest) on January 24, 2016

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Jamal (Guest) on January 10, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Habiba (Guest) on January 9, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Muslima (Guest) on January 1, 2016

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Jafari (Guest) on December 21, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂